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Lyrics
The Sperm Bank
© words by C. Stewart ( Oct. 23, 2015 )
She had a face I could smile at
A heart I'd like to know
I didn't want to rush her
I'm taking things real slow
She walked me down the tiny hall
And said to park it there
A quiet little private room
With a magazine and chair
Every time our eyes would meet
She was looking mighty sweet to me
At the sperm bank
She told me when the job was done
Just open up the door
Bring it right up to her desk
Just like the week before
She was taking my deposit
An she looked so impressed
I asked her out for dinner and
The banker whispered yes
Chorus
She hadn't got to know me yet
But said I had nice hair
And she liked the pizza joint
They played good music there
So I made my next appointment
For the middle of next week
She winked at me so sweetly then
Kissed on the cheek
Chorus
BRIDGE.....
When I came back to visit her
They told me she had gone
And that they've replaced her with
Some new guy named Don
And even if Don would change his name
Things would never ever be the same
Where's Jane.................
Now I walk the city sidewalks
But Jane is hard to find
The woman with those pretty eyes
Is always on my mind
Yeah I walk the city sidewalks
But Jane is hard to find
The woman with those pretty eyes
Is always on my mind
