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Your Humble Savant
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A Dirge Disco; the acme of middle-class insincerity in metal. An over-elaborate joke without a punchline.
A Dirge Disco; the acme of middle-class insincerity in metal. An over-elaborate joke without a punchline.
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Alternative • Avant Rock
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#21,391 today Peak #221
#1,189 in subgenre Peak #19
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Michael Woodman
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BVL
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June 16, 2004
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MP3 4.0 MB • 128 kbps • 0:00
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Trust is a word. But I’m here for you talking science exact. I can translate, be a go-between, put fresh skin on your back. Cos when you were young you realised you’d be a player not a toy. When you were young you figured out you’d never make an alterboy. Well bad dreams and a sore tummy are par for the course with this medication, William. It gave me nightmares about being locked in the bridal suite of the Hilton with Robert Duvall, and only a jug of Russian Spring Punch to use as an analgesic. Some people might imagine this scenario to be pleasant, but I assure you it wasn’t. The point is William, one just has to get on with it; so now I’m afraid Mr arm does have to come out of mr sleeve and I don’t want to see any more tears, do you understand? Grown in a tank, with the fish, with our sons and our daughters. Wings get you high but they don’t help you breathe underwater. Get back to the fold, back in the pen, don’t get ideas above your station. We might provoke rebellion but it mustn’t be your occupation. I know they’re large injections William, but you have to be stronger than the other boys. How many other seven year olds do you know that can swim in the canal with ratty because they’re immune to Leptospirosis? And your friend Nigel can’t break down a diet of pure tree bark into amino acids can he, hmmm? What if Daddy sends you to the congo – you wouldn’t want to eat spiders would you? Now I’m not going to roll up your sleeve for you. We can do this the easy way or...
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