TINY (The Welland Canal Monster)
EARTH SONGS album available. Separate songs 50 cents. Canadian. Medically disabled. Battling Myeloma. Record in my Basement, playing and singing all parts.
Story behind the song
Song about Theodore Ichabod Nicolas Yum-scrunch (T.I.N.Y.), the Welland Canal Monster, the lovable creature from the mind of Frank Proctor.
Lyrics
Lyrics and Music © By Pete Dowan (SOCAN)
T.I.N.Y. *
(Theodore Ichabod Nicolas Yum-scrunch)
CHORUS:
TINY, THE FRIENDLY MONSTER,
LIVIN' IN THE WELLAND CANAL.
TINY, THE FRIENDLY MONSTER,
SHY AS CAN BE, HE WON'T HURT A FLEA,
SO IF YOU SEE HIM PLEASE DON'T YOU TELL.
1st Verse:
Not exactly cuddly, he's bigger than a whale.
Causes a commotion, everytime he wags his tail.
CHORUS:
TINY, THE FRIENDLY MONSTER,
LIVIN' IN THE WELLAND CANAL.
TINY, THE FRIENDLY MONSTER,
SHY AS CAN BE, HE WON'T HURT A FLEA,
SO IF YOU SEE HIM PLEASE DON'T YOU TELL.
2nd Verse:
Plays among the Flightlocks, every children's game.
Though they won't admit it, every Captain knows his name.
CHORUS:
TINY, THE FRIENDLY MONSTER,
LIVIN' IN THE WELLAND CANAL.
TINY, THE FRIENDLY MONSTER,
SHY AS CAN BE, HE WON'T HURT A FLEA,
SO IF YOU SEE HIM PLEASE DON'T YOU TELL.
Oh Tiny ....etc. [Theodore Ichabod Nicolas Yum-Scrunch]
[ * Based on a Character created by Frank Proctor (who does TINY's Voice.) ]
Published: Peninsula Productions