“Don’t Send Me Flowers” © 2014 Lynn Orloff Don’t send me flowers Don’t write me notes Don’t try to find me Cos baby you won’t And don’t ask my friends if they might’ve seen me Don’t you know they’re the ones who told me you cheated Don’t call my mama Don’t even try To tell her your story She’ll know it’s a lie And don’t ask my daddy where I might’ve gone For he won’t take kindly that you done me wrong Did you think that you could run around And somehow not get caught We’re livin’ in a real small town Where people like to talk Don’t waste time lookin’ I’ve covered my trail If you’re headin’ north Well then I’m headin’ south And don’t ask my friends if they might’ve seen me Don’t you know they’re the ones who told me you cheated You fool they’re the ones who told me you cheated