“Who now approaches the bridge of rhymes
If you wish to continue along this path, there is one rule – to make me laugh
For those that come near must tell a rhyme, that brings me some cheer
They that do so may cross, but those that fail are forever lost”
“There once was a man who guarded a bridge
Some say he is wise, others say he’s a Pig
But, all that I know is, he stands in my way & I must please him, or I will pay
The sooner the better I say - for he must not have bathed in over a year
& truly, though I’m several yards away, I can smell him from here”
“HA HA HA .... You may pass, for I like your wit tho’ YOU & your friend smell like SHIT”
