No actual prison b*tches were harmed during the making of this song.
The funniest shit you've never heard
Story behind the song
Recorded in 1999.
Lyrics
One two three four
Ohh
Yeah, baby
That's what I'm talkin' about
I was walkin' down the street with my woman
And we saw a store with some beds in it
So we walked into the store and we got it on in the middle of the store
But then, we got arrested
We got arrested for gettin' it on in the middle of the store
It was Haverty's Furniture, Airport Boulevard
Never go there anymore
Never go there anymore
Never go there anymore
Never go there anymore
Never go there anymore
Never go there anymore
Never go there anymore
'Cuz they send you to jail just for gettin' it on on the couch
So then in jail they had a jail with another jail with jails inside the jail
And in the cells that were in the jail, they had little beds
Little beds?
Little beds?
And so we saw the little bed and we got it on again, got it on again, got it on again
So then they sent us to the
State Penetentia-rary
State Penetentia-rary
State Penetentia-rary
State Penetentia-rary
Penetentia-rary
Penetentia-rary
Then I met Eric, the Big Lizard King
AND I GOT IT ON WITH HIM
Yeah I've had both ways, baby
Why don't you tell 'em about it
First I had a keyboardbitch
Keyboardbitch Keyboardbitch Keyboardbitch Keyboardbitch
Oh yeah, I went to a concert
I saw a...
Prison Bitch Prison Bitch Prison Bitch Prison Bitch
Prison Bitch Prison Bitch Prison Bitch Prison Bitch
Oh yeah
She was a prisonkeyboardbitch, oh yeah
I banged the prison bitch in the back door
So I said oh yeah she's a waxable ass
So I said heyyouwannagetamerehcadeascwjimmywhatechwa (Prison Bitch)
I was like ohyeahackbwanaka (Prison Bitch)
We go off to prison (Prison Bitch)
We get like a wax it on right there (Prison Bitch)
Next thing you know we're in prison and poof I'm waxin I'm waxin I'm waxin (Prison Bitch)
Then, I saw him gettin' it on with the prison guard right in the electric chair
So I flipped the switch, and they were goin'
Oohhooyowhaoahwahaaahaaaowha
Daddaddaddawheoeaoohoo hooooo wheaeachahahahacaaa
Earyueraahchahahaaeeeewbhawhaa
(Blsblashbawhibahbahblwlbsbalalwhablahbal)
Wvherreheaerehraeraehrrrrreadaghahaaaaa
Then I turned it off, and they were hot
Bleahberjabvakeyboardbitch
They hair was stickin' up
Just about over
Then the woman died because she got pregnant
And the electricity made the baby grow and she exploded
Chwafuzzchwacaha
Prison Bitch
Prison Bitch
Prison Bitch
Prison Bitch
Prison Bitch
Prison Bitch
Hot diggitay damn
