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Its UK Hip-Hop but not as you know it...
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July 17, 2014
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Heavyweight but agile, like a rhymin' ballerina
Sending this out to all my fam in Argentina
In Pategonia, got this chick called Christina
Her favourite colours red, my favourite car is a Cortina
in the plantation kicking game to the latinas
Cop some welsh pussy while I laugh like a hyena
Not just SA, got Eastern flavour like I'm Sheena
My rhymes are heard from mecca to medina
Relaxing on my boat, drinking Pimms in the marina
Then hit the fucking stage, and tear the roof off the arena
When I was a kid I ate my jam and semolina
Watching Jimmy Conners at Wimbledon like Martina
Navratilova, a rover beats a beemer
ladies digging me cos of my oversized weener
Take it out, growing like a concertina
Like Matthew Hopkins - I burn a witch like Sabrina
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Appear on the jumbotron, up at the stadium
Not Tarbuck, Saturday night at the Palladium
This ain't the generation game, Ain't known as Brucie
Change my rap name to Sunny D, because I'm juicy
Sexually impressive, though I don't like to brag
Have middle aged swingers, queuing up for a shag
With the hoes, I leave they vulva's all red raw and floppy
Hookers in the Reeperbahn call me Big Poppi
From four-feet away, I can bust your daughters hymen
Old school like Suzi Quattro and Jim Diamond
Try to call the piggies and you're gonna come a cropper
Hoppin in my hooptie, flicking V's at the coppers
If I get caught, my defence to the press
I couldn't help it, my cock just bust through her dress
And it is just like the Beatles when you come to my show
But use mustard gas to have bitches screaming in the front row
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Like my man Bill Shatner in that big assed chair
On the bridge of my ship, naked women everywhere
Warp speed Sulu, I'm kinda like a Zulu
Rocking funky beats from Hartlepool to Honolulu
fuck Frank Skinner, Bald dome like Yul Brynner
eat a bucket of chicken in five minutes, like a winner
thats just my starter, not my full fuckin dinner
doing this a while - I don't fuck up like a beginner
come to my show, step to me or my crew
I'll wild out like Charlie Bronson fucking slapping a screw
Get evil like a nazi officer gassing a jew
Bring the noise like a mental patient with a kazoo
Back in school the other kids called me the welsh white spade
Turn up for PE in a tracksuit made of Leather and Suede
With a fat gold dukee, spit fire like godzuki
In blackface I'd be the spitting image of Whoopi
well the commies tried it, the nazis tried it
but them cats just never came close
cos there ain't no partaaay
like a motherfucking mink-c party
