Velkro Merkin is a blues-rock-progressive-whatever jam-band. Jeff, Pat, Chris, Marc and Bill all play whatever instruments they feel like in the moment.
Pat - Drums, vocals, CB vocals
Marc - Harmonica
Chris - Lead guitar
Jeff - Bass
Bill - out-of-Rhythm Guitar
Lyrics
[CB]You've got a Evel Knievel at your back door, come back now
[CB]That's a negatory on the vintage of this machine
Well breaker breaker
it's the Frisky Cow
Come on back
and I'll I cum on yer back now
I'm lookin' for a friendly manhole
I'm in a new town
and I'm feelin' kinda shitty
Put on some makeup
and it makes me feel pretty
And I need me
a big gay convoy
Convoy
It's a big gay convoy
Big brown convoy
Brown and pink convoy
[CB] Go breaker
Convoy
Big pink convoy
Slightly inflamed convoy
Convoy
It's a great big convoy
Brown and pink convoy
Feathery, feathery convoy!
Well it's only weird
if your shrink made you think it
We're all human
strange, silky humans
WHAT'S YOUR TWENTY?
Convoy
it's a great big convoy
Brown and pink convoy
Pink and feathery convoy
Convoy
Great big convoy
Great big convoy
Brown and pink convoy
[CB] Looks like your pigtail is loose, son
Well I'm in a new town
and I'm feelin' kinda shitty
Put on some makeup
and it makes me feel pretty
And I'm lookin'
for a big brown convoy
Convoy
Convoy
Brown and pink convoy
Big feathery convoy
Convoy
Big brown and pink convoy
Slightly inflamed, OH!
Convoy
I'm lookin' for a back door
[transmission garbled]
Maybe a li'l chicken
[transmission garbled] Jacuzzi
[transmission garbled]
If you smell what I'm cookin'
Come on back!
[CB] Y'all'l wanna mash your motor and come see the male buffalo
[CB] Wanna see your pigtail in my pickle park
(solo)
[CB] This rooster cruiser don't need no lot lizards, come on back
Time to bow out, yeah!
[CB] I do believe I'm gonna let this momma bear pay the water bill
Convoy
Big pink convoy
Feathery convoy
Big brown and pink convoy
[CB] Go breaker
Oh convoy
Big pink convoy
It's a gay convoy
Are you ready for the convoy?
[CB] We read you loud and clear, son
Convoy
Big pink convoy
Feathery convoy
Are you lookin' for a convoy?
Yeah!
[CB] That's a roger
Put your hammer down
