Lyrics
I woke up one day and I realized,
that the ak-47 was just fuckin up my life.
so relax take it slow, take a chill pill,
lookin for sum hoes to pull a quick peel.
so I grabbed my cellphone and text'd up tina
a light skinned, fly young tender Filipina
instead of textin' back, she called me on the phone,
She told me she was bored and that she was home alone,
So I did'nt hesitate to play it like a mac,
My mind speculated on some shit that we did way back,
Tina was so submissive...
Gave up everything as soon as E-LOCSTA got in it,
She got the drank, the grub, the dank oooh sounds nice,
It did'nt take a playa like me to think twice,
So I hopped in my muthafuckin ride hella fast,
I think I broke the world record on the hundred meter dash,
Cos' a nigga like me on Shaw Boulevard,
In a brand new accord and niggas looking hard,
and swore actED Like some hoes but i ignore,
cos them bitches aint worth getting out the car for,
I aint tripping on them muthafuckinin imbeciles,
Destination Greenhills, gotta get my HOTTT meal,
I can't wait to see Tina my fly date,
cos a big man always gotta get his hot plate.
Turned left on Edsa, dangg Its drastic, man,
I think it's fuckeded up that a playa like me stuck in a traffice jam.
It's coo though cos I brought my Indo,
I wanna get my perve on so I roll down the window,
Blazed it up, Now I'm kinda high,
Grande of san miguel beer,my mouth was dry,
Looked to my right and pulled over,
cos I saw a hoe in a red Range Rover,
Rolled up, Caught her by surprise
Gave her a smile as I look into her eyes,
She was dignified, so I played it like a gentleman,
An investment for my sexual embezzlement,
conversation, we opened up a little,
told her when I first saw her, she made my heart tingle,
I love to stay and chat but baby I gotta go,
Give me your number and I'll call you at home,
I knew she was delighted by my charm,
cos as I said goodbye she was pulling on my arm,
So I dash hella fast back to the highway,
didnt notice that I made a left into a one way,
damn what a tragedy, the PNP,
Philippine National Police straight sweatin me,
it aint shit though cos I got my skrilla,
gave 'em a hundred and now I'm off to tina,
Got to her house around Six,
Mental images of me and her gave me a hard dick.
Got out the car with my pants saggin'
Gotsta walk with a gangsta limp cos homie I'm straight mackin!!
E-locsta nigga!!! PLaya in Manila.. E-LOCSTA NIGGGA!!!
