Verse 1
ahhh finally my day off it's time to chill
relax unwind knowing the bills is paid still...
laxin' n things i'm the king of my castle...
chirp chirp in background here come the hassle
it's her again return of the living dead...
we out of milk bread that's what wifey said
dammit here we go round one i'm hardcore..
I’ll beat you with a car door why we gotta spar for?
there's kids to bath & feed plus madd chores..
least ya lazy ass could do is make a run for the store
now get cha ass up & off the couch..
i said bitch oops baby girl whatchu talkin about?
i hurt my leg yesterday ballin' with fred
plus i can't ride out just took some shots to the head..
I got this now take that ass back to bed
all that bullshit can wait use burger buns for the bread.
Verse 2
she said watch this ima teach him a lesson
she used that "no sex indefinitely" as the murder weapon..
enough said i could not fight back
snatched my 10 speed up off the bike rack
stumbled my dizzy ass on down the steps..
Said whuttup to the jump rope folk & caught wreck...
jumped in on the one here we go I'm breakin' fool...
I tangled up they shit n broke out i'm old school damn
this way i think it's four fuckin peddles
i can't see straight & plus the Rum done settled in..
bent rims a rusty chain a busted up brain
a crazy white boy racin' the light rail train
i'm on it corner store bound sup ya'll big ups...
hiccup chuck already forgot what he supposed to pick up
oh yea type product the feminine hygiene type got it
i could of stayed at home while she went to cop this..
Verse 3
up & down the isles chuckie searching methodic
den figured out i was in a joint called the exotic erotic
parakeet what da hell hell no gotta go
wrong place wrong time moon walked out the door...
slid outside my bikes gone got my Nikes on
its' all grave i can trek got my hike on...
down block where the jakes play & pussy pop
seen some thick shit jiggling at the bus stop
stop damn girl I want to tie one on
let me put my snake in your grass I be your Mr. Python
the fight was on i was wrestling' hefer..
madd laughing in the background then her friends came to help her..
listen i aint here to cause no trouble.....
I'm juss an innocent passer by who asked for a little love
But i will smack you back like sugar smacks tell ya sugar daddy..
i got a bitch 2 & she's at home ass crabby...
waitin' on me now let me handle my biz..
i wish life would stop sweatin' me y'all & just let me live
