MY WIFE HID THE TOOLS (Barry David Butler)
BARRY & THE BOOMERS
Chapter 1
Madison Square Garden 2015
Eighteen th
Lyrics
MY WIFE HID THE TOOLS
Words by Barry David Butler
THE LAST TIME I TRIED
TO REPAIR THE HOSE
ALMOST DROWNED
WATER UP MY NOSE
I WAS BUSTED
SHE SAID DON’T FIX
ANYTHING AGAIN
WITHOUT PERMISSON
AND PROBABLY NOT THEN
I WAS BUSTED
NO WONDER MY WIFE
HID ALL THE TOOLS
AND TOLD ME SHE HAD
A NEW SET OF RULES
I’M NO MR. FIX IT
CAN’T REALLY BE TRUSTED
NO WONDER MY WIFE
HID ALL THE TOOLS
AND TOLD ME SHE HAD
A NEW SET OF RULES
WHOOPS…..
GUESS I’VE BEEN BUSTED
CAN’T FIX A THING
EVEN WHEN I TRY
A CATASTROPHE
DON’T REALLY KNOW WHY
I WAS BUSTED
YOU SEE I’M A DANGEROUS MAN
WITH A WRENCH IN MY HAND
I COULD KILL SOMEBODY
I UNDERSTAND
I WAS BUSTED
(CHORUS)
I TRIED REALLY HARD
JUST DIDN’T HAVE THE KNACK
IT WASN’T IN THE CARDS
I CAN’T EVEN FIND THE JACK
I HAD GOOD INTENTIONS
BUT I KNOW BETTER NOW
BETTER STICK TO WEEDING
THAT MY WIFE’LL ALLOW
FIRST TIME I ATTEMPTED
TO REPAIR THE CAR
COULDN’T GET THE HOOD OPEN
DIDN’T GET VERY FAR
I WAS BUSTED
WHEN I TRIED TO FIX
THAT KITCHEN DOOR
WELL I BROKE THE HANDLE
AND THE OLD SCREEN TORE
I WAS BUSTED
