Silly Milly Midriff sitting in a tree.
Looking for love and matrimony.
Along came a wind and set her free.
Silly Milly Midriff meet the estuary.
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She had dancing eyes on a face so fair.
We waltzed and mis-stepped, she didn’t care.
She began to pirouette and spun away from me.
Where she went I will never see.
Chorus
Nubile darlings seeking DNA.
Looking for an album with the longest play.
If you puff your chest in just the right way,
You can mesmerize her and she’ll make your day.
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Time and money set aside for wine and song.
Trying to make biology last so long.
Seeking commitment, to find grooms and wives.
We don’t realize no one makes it out alive.