1 Tell a joke, to a cop
2 Tighten a vice until you hear pop
3 Stick a scorpion in your ear
4 Take a long walk on a short pier
5 go swimming right after lunch
6 swig hydrocholic acid like it was punch
7 Ride a motorcylce into a wall
8 stand on a barbecue so you can be real tall
9 Touch a power line (that is) shooting sparks
10 Dress like a baby seal and play with the sharks
11 Jetski on a lava lake
12 Hit a pitbull with a rake.
13 let your tubby friend take the top bunk
14 tell your girlfriend her vajayjay smells like a skunk
15 go skydiving with only/just an umbrella
16 tell a hell's angel he looks like a very cute fella
