As a private 1st class Never had me much cash
Climbing up through the ranks Done my tour with those
Carpet Baggin Skanks!
It’s Colonel Ingus Going in gonna sniff some pinkus
I Passed Major Malfunction Getting better at lovin
Spent time in the trenches Don’t prepare for the stenches
Oh No Colonel Ingus
As a private 1st class Never had me much cash
Climbing up through the ranks Had my share of the skanks
It’s Colonel Ingus On patrol for the pinkus
Good Lord
I passed major malfunction Getting better at loving
On patrol for the pinkus Yeah it’s Colonel Ingus
Oh No
I passed major malfunction Getting better at lovin
Oh No
I climbed up through the ranks Done my tour with those skanks
Oh Yeah
The wings are spread for flight Never put up a fight
Oh Yeah
