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Story behind the song
Parody song about Jehovahs Witnesses set to the tune of Teddy Bear's Picnic
Lyrics
Am E7 Am E7 Am E7 Am
If you hear knocking on your door, act like you’re not at home;
C G7 C G7 C G7 C
If your door bell should happen to ring, pretend that you’ve moved to Nome,
G7
If they think you’re gone, they’ll go away
CMA9 C6
If you open the door, they’ll start to pray
F C F C G7 C
The neighbor called, she saw a Jehovah’s Witness.
C
Preaching time for Witnesses
C C#dim G7
They’ve come to your neighborhood to save your soul today.
G7 Gdim G7
Preaching time for Witnesses
G C C#dim Dm7 G7
Just think of it as a proselytizing holiday.
C
They’ll tell you about the sinful state,
C7 F
How God can’t wait , to cleanse the earth and so.
F F#dim C Am
A hundred and forty four thousand faithful get to live forever
Dm7 G C E7
Cause they're witnesses of Jeho-vah.
Am E7 Am E7 Am E7 Am
If there are people on your porch wearing suit and tie;
C G7 C G7 C G7 C
Don’t say a word to them unless it’s the FBI,
G7
If they think you’re gone, they’ll go away
CMA9 C6
If you open the door, they’ll start to pray
F C F C G7 C
The neighbor called, she saw a Jehovah’s Witness.
C
They will tell you there is no Trinity
C C#dim G7
The other Christians have read the Bible wrong
G7 Gdim G7
There is no Heaven, Hell, or purgator-y
G C C#dim Dm7 G7
It’s a sin to listen to this song.
C
They’ll preach about how the world ends,
C7 F
They want to be your friends, and thought you’d want to know
F F#dim C Am
A hundred and forty four thousand faithful get to live forever
Dm7 G C
Cause they're witnesses of Jeho-vah.
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