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The truth about Old King Cole.
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KING COLE’S BLUES
Old King Cole was a merry old soul
And a merry old soul was he;
He called for his pipe, and he called for his bowl
And he called for his fiddlers three.
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Hey diddle diddle, the Cat and the fiddle,
The Cow jumped over the moon,
The little dog laughed to see such sport,
And the dish ran away with the spoon
Fiddler number one wasn’t having any fun
So he taught his tabby to play
The King found out and threw them both out
With a dish of cat food for their pay
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My belt just broke, my pants are fallin’
Cried the second violin
When he tried to bow, he scared the cow
And it jumped right over him
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The last fiddle player was DEA
Sent to check out Cole’s pipe
When he smelt the residue, the drug dog knew
The King would be in jail that night
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Now the moral of the story
If a moral there must be
Is drop the spoon and dance to the tune
That’s laid down by on the ukulele
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The Old King howled and he sang the blues
When the dish ran away with the spoon
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