Where has my doggoned dog gone
He couldn't spot a bird if it brought him a bone
I've loaded up the truck—I'm ready to go home
Where has my doggoned dog gone
Man's best friend has become my worst nightmare
I can smell him so I know he's still out there
He couldn't have gone too far 'cause he don't like to walk
I bet I'll find him with the geese that didn't squawk
Where has my doggoned dog gone
He couldn't spot a bird if it brought him a bone
I've loaded up the truck—I'm ready to go home
Where has my doggoned dog gone
It's gettin' dark—I sure would hate to leave him
That dog would starve with no one there to feed him
'Cause he thinks hunt is a billionaire in Dallas
His only goal in life is a night at poodle palace
Where has my doggoned dog gone
He couldn't spot a bird if it brought him a bone
I've loaded up the truck—I'm ready to go home
Where has my doggoned dog gone
Where has my doggoned dog gone
