Parody of "Blow" by Ke$ha
I am a huge "Weird Al" fan, so naturally I do parodies. I have written more than 150 of them and just started to record some. My topics cover everything from fo
Story behind the song
Hate allergies? Sure you do! Here's your anthem!
Lyrics
-Coughing and wheezing sounds-
Damn...
Tissues stacked, Vaporub’s handy
I cough and I wheeze, damn these allergies
I need first aid, I need some sleep
I’m feeling so gross, I wish I could breathe
I’d like to sleep tonight but I fear that I’d drown
(My head is poundin’)
Tonight, it’s taking over
Someone help me out!
Can’t breathe out of my nose - no-oh-oh!
Blow-oh-oh-oh
I just can’t feel my nose - no-oh-oh!
Blow-oh-oh-oh
Can’t breathe out of my nose - no-oh-oh!
Blow-oh-oh-oh
It’s packed up in my nose - no-oh-oh!
Blow-oh-oh-oh
I can’t breathe out my…
Guess what? (what?)
My boss on the phone
He wants to know why
I’m stuck up at home
Used up tissues cover the floor
I’m pretty darn sick
I can’t take much more
Can’t feel my face, my nose just won’t let any out
(Can’t breathe out of my…)
It’s like the Hoover Dam
The pressure won’t go down
Can’t breathe out of my nose - no-oh-oh!
Blow-oh-oh-oh
So much snot in my nose - no-oh-oh!
Blow-oh-oh-oh
Can’t breathe out of my nose - no-oh-oh!
Blow-oh-oh-oh
It’s like a brick wall in my nose - no-oh-oh!
Blow-oh-oh-oh
I can’t breathe out my…
No-no-no, ow my face, ow my face
Man, my nostrils bring me pain, while these
Tissues fill my hands,
All these tissues fill my hands
So much pain on my face
It’s not better, been ten days! Get some
Dynamite on hand,
Shove some dynamite up there!
(It has taken over! I’m sick of it!)
Can’t breathe out of my nose - no-oh-oh!
Blow-oh-oh-oh
I would like to blow my nose - no-oh-oh!
Blow-oh-oh-oh
Can’t breathe out of my nose - no-oh-oh!
Blow-oh-oh-oh
Can’t breathe out of my nose - no-oh-oh!
Blow-oh-oh-oh
I can’t breathe out my…
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