Table Top Dancer with a Masters in Philosophy. Guys falls for a stripper that discusses philosophy will working... and gets the tables turned on him.
SOCRA-TEASE William Beach © 2003 I was wondering in the desert I was searching for a sign So I buttoned up my shirt And got myself in line She was a tabletop dancer She was long and lean. I said I'm looking for an answer She said I know just what you mean. She said I got a name that no one here knows I stay on my game And put on a show But at night I study philosophy And you can call me Socratease. We were well past Plato As she pealed off her shirt From Augustine to Aquinas She worked out of her skirt She asked if I defended Existential philosophy I guessed that it depended On what you want to see. She said I got a name that no one here knows I stay on my game And put on a show But at night I study philosophy And you can call me Socratease. Well its been so long I wonder if she finished night school and got her degree A book contract Department chair I knew for a fact She was going somewhere She said I got a name that no one here knows I stay on my game And put on a show But at night I study philosophy And you can call me Socratease.
