Mr. Man Hands Girl Returns
One of our oldest songs. We got the name from an old Seinfeld episode. Although the actual lyrics are about a bull dyke Stevie knew.
We'll lead as two kings.
Nah, fuck it.
Lyrics
I met you on the D board, I hate your face
You send pics of yourself, you're a disgrace
You smell horrible, and wear wonder bra
Your panties have crabs, which accompany a cock
Your face is flat
With a hairy back
Yellow covered toes
Your black moustache is gross
You're a fat bitch
You have a big dick
Your hands look like mine
Drink drain-o and DIE
No one looks at you, if so only to laugh
Your legs are spread so wide, you could fit a bus right past
Fail out of school, and become a bum
Suck dicks for dimes, but swallow the cum
Your face is flat
With a hairy back
Yellow covered toes
Your black moustache is gross
You're a fat bitch
You have a big dick
Your hands look like mine
Drink drain-o and DIE
Your face is flat
With a hairy back
Yellow covered toes
Your black moustache is gross
You're a fat bitch
You have a big dick
Your hands look like mine
Drink drain-o and DIE