A senior citizen is the mack daddy of the nursing home
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Story behind the song
Old people having sex is sickening and hilarious at the same time.
Lyrics
When I walk into Shady Lanes
The blue hairs go wild, they know my name
I get turned on by varicose veins
Yeah doll, this is how I get down!
Have a sip
Don't break your hip
I know you're charmed
I'm a Geriatric Pimp.
I need Viagra
I think I'm going limp
Flow like Niagara
I'm a Geriatric Pimp
It's Jell-O day, I lick it so slow
Leave in your teeth baby, this ain't a clean show
My vans got a lift, and so does my britches
I'm your Grand Dad and I pimp old b*** es!
Playing Lawrence Welk to the break of dawn
I wake up drunk on your lawn
I haven't seen you grandson for six years
I use whisky to alleviate my tears
Hey, I see your granny panties below
That means I'M READY TO GO
I cry every night.
I never need viagra
I never go limp
I sexed up your grandma
I'm a Geriatric Pimp
Geriatric Pimp
I'm a Geriatric Pimp
Geriatric Pimp
I'm a Geriatric Pimp
I'm a Geriatric Pimp
Excuse me, where's the Ocean spray?
No, no not the juice aisle. No, not Aphron, I already have some of that at home.
It doesn't work. Oh, there it is. Thank you, honey. Even though you're a man.
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