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We are fans of MST3k and bad, cheesy, movies. See if you can catch all the references in the lyrics.
Lyrics
Spies from china
A drunken cop
The master's hand
Can't be stopped
Dodge the plot holes
As they continue to grow
Dodge the plot holes
Don't take control
Engaged woman
Who's a slut
You invited my friends
Good thinking.
Dodge the plot holes
As they continue to grow
I hear them speak
The plot's growing... WEAK
There's no baby
Spice up the plot
You said there's a monster
When there's not!
DODGE THE PLOT HOLES!
As they continue to grow
Dodge the plot holes
Don't take control
Middle school I rented a film called Hard Rock Zombies. The title should have warned me that it contained bile, but I thought I could handle such a feature. Oh how wrong I was. The band didn't rock, they all died, and I had no reason to root for them to return, So I wanted them to stay dead despite what the title indicated. I mean, it lied to me before, but I knew the zombie portion was true. Well I knew I couldn't handle the movie any longer when an old man removed his face and exclaimed
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