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Dodge The Plot Holes
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An ode to sh** ty movies
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Genre
Podcasts Comedy
Charts
Peak #79
Peak in subgenre #47
Author
J Nycholas/J Best
Rights
2011
Uploaded
November 14, 2011
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MP3 3.0 MB 160 kbps 2:37
Story behind the song
We are fans of MST3k and bad, cheesy, movies. See if you can catch all the references in the lyrics.
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Spies from china A drunken cop The master's hand Can't be stopped Dodge the plot holes As they continue to grow Dodge the plot holes Don't take control Engaged woman Who's a slut You invited my friends Good thinking. Dodge the plot holes As they continue to grow I hear them speak The plot's growing... WEAK There's no baby Spice up the plot You said there's a monster When there's not! DODGE THE PLOT HOLES! As they continue to grow Dodge the plot holes Don't take control Middle school I rented a film called Hard Rock Zombies. The title should have warned me that it contained bile, but I thought I could handle such a feature. Oh how wrong I was. The band didn't rock, they all died, and I had no reason to root for them to return, So I wanted them to stay dead despite what the title indicated. I mean, it lied to me before, but I knew the zombie portion was true. Well I knew I couldn't handle the movie any longer when an old man removed his face and exclaimed
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