Loslobotomies (The TV song)
A song about people that watch too much TV
Story behind the song
I hate TV, my wife loves it. If she had a clue I was writing such a derogatory song, She'd be pissed but................
Lyrics
GEEZ, now you gonna test my typing skillz.........
I gotta vacuum inside my head
I don't remember what I just said
A.D.D.is what they say
These pills will make it go away
5 second attention span
Unless I'm lost in TV Land
Starin' for hours into space
With a toothless grin upon my face
Survivor + Joe Millionare
Now that's my kinda TV fare
Watchin' gives me such a rush
It's turned my brain into a lump of mush
More TV + Video games
They're my reality
I can't even remember my name
Bring on my LOBOTOMY
Wad of air between my ears
The tube is all I care to hear
It's warm fuzzy glow is all I need
Don't think I can remember how to read
Oblivious while it all passes me by
Glued for life to channel 5
Judge Judy + Joe....this stuff's the sh**
I watch so much I'm believin' it
If it's true what they say + ignorance is bliss
You'd maybe best remembering this
It's very easy explaining why
I am such a happy guy
More TV + people magazine
This is my reality
Watch + read 'till I turn green
Give me my LOBOTMY
Sit + watch.....Watch + sit.....Ad nauseum....Gimme 2 scoops please
Nothingness inside my skull
It'sa hair covered, empty, wasted hull
Radiation fried what's left inside
2 brain cells left....and 1 just died
I'd hafta say my biggest lust is
Watchin' Larry Joe on Texas Justice
or American Idol + William Hung
I like the way that fat boy sung
And Springer's show is a lot of fun
Crossdressin' Bisexual Lesbiuns
And reruns of Cops.......o those bad boyz
Doughnut filled pigs makin' lots of noise
More TV + STUFF magazine
Thet are my reality
My mind it floats in the latrine
I'm ready for my LOBOTOMY
Reality TV is where it's at
I really dig those Survivor cats
Stab each other in the back fer a million bux
And I don't think they're a bunch of schmucks
Apprentice with "Ol Donny boy"
Fills my heart full of joy
One thing fer sure I'll never get tired
Of hearing RATWIG boy sayin' "You're fired"
Robert Tilton + the bible nuts
Makes me laugh 'till it hurts my guts
Fartin' preachers are realy funny
But I still sent that boy all my money
More TV is all I care
Resigned to my reality
Judging by my vacant stare
It'sa self induced LOBOTMY
ENYOY!!
