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Christmas Crunk blends the bangin' beats of hip-hop with the holidays creating a new genre thats clean, yet jammingly entertaining. It's like Eminem spent the
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Song Info
Genre
Charts
Peak #39
Peak in subgenre #3
Author
Robby The Elf
Rights
Baby Boy Entertainment
Uploaded
August 23, 2011
Track Files
MP3
MP3 3.9 MB • 128 kbps • 4:16
Lyrics
Tell me is it me, am I wrong or confusing,
Can I lack talent just because I'm amusing.
Take me for real you gonna conceed to agree,
But rite now I don't believe you believe me.
I mean you can't just sit there and dissmiss this.
Like Jimeny Crickets, how many times can he rhyme with Christmas??
Some say it's my gimmick, but a gimmick is a trick,
Yo I'm no gimmick the holidays are my niche.
Besides, what else would you have an elf rappin about??
Is it The Repression of Elves are we not allowed to get down??
At first you hear my name and already you have doubts,
But I make you think yo, and I make you smile,
I got all these other rappers beat by a country mile,
Who else coulda come up with an elf style??
Yeah, I'm a start you off with a lil bit of laughter,
Yet with each verse I'll change like chapters thereafter.
I'm coming at you and I'm coming with no fear,
Cause you'll be jammin my songs all year long, this year!
Of course I make you smile I'm supposed to.
But Hip Hop it's time to change so I challenge you.
I challenge you to change your way of music.
Come on man I'll walk you thru it.
There's more to a mic than talkin to it.
Try to be like Nike and just do it.
So I got to shout out about these wacked out rappers,
To da few who got no clue, I'll give you new factors.
And to all the ppl that witness you dissin,
Shows you ain't raised no betta or didn't listen.
You say you're different but you all sound the same,
Always hating, complaining, and placing blame,
Now I'm not da one that's normally naming names,
But hey what the hey, what da flocks a waka flocka anyway??
You're words are turds you're absurd sir,
As much fun as a hot dog w/no bun & honey mustard.
Write to Santa and put talent down on your wish list,
I'm still spittin so lickety quick that I could lick da dishes.
Your raps all nonsense like that bits cool,
But how cool is that when you flunked high school.
Oh I forgot you got your degree,
A G.E.D, you failed you can't spell G.E.D.!!
I'm coming at you and I'm coming with no fear,
Cause you'll be jammin my songs all year long, this year!
Of course I make you smile I'm supposed to.
But Hip Hop it's time to change so I challenge you.
I challenge you to change your way of music.
Come on man I'll walk you thru it.
There's more to a mic than talkin to it.
Try to be like Nike and just do it.
Now I've had my say about Baby J and some say I should forget her,
But please, she's not just cheese she's cheddar,
I thought we'd weather the weather, I thought we'd still be together,
I miss her everytime I try on a new Christmas sweater.
What does that mean? It seems to me to mean,
See I touch on different subjects while I keep to my theme.
I making my own scene , I'm bringing blinging street beats ,
I keep you entertained while I keep my cleats clean
Your minds AWOL can't recall the because,
But this all started out long before old Santa Claus.
The perception of Christmas I came to overhaul.
Yes, it's for giv-in, but then, overall.
Alot of yall at the mall should be tried for treason,
The real reason for the season is believing in Jesus.
It's Christmas Day and no matter what you'll liable to do,
It's Jesus Birthday most won't open a Bible will you??
I'm not puttin' a hook rite here I don't need it.
I'm gon finish what I got to say and complete it.
Now for most of the majority on my own authority
Systematically historically before me was Jay-z.
But this is my lines, this is my rhymes,
This is my time, this is my music.
You start to feel parched, cause I just punched your heart,
But this is my art, so get used to it.
And to all those who in the end abandoned me as a misfit,
Instead of giving in to bitterness I'm giving benefits for kids!
Ask yourself what have you done for anyone that certifies your worth
It what backs your main claim sayin you a good person??
So I hereby try to defy all the lieing, cheating, fighting, beating,
Mud slapping
