The musical brigands of the Volga Steppes have unfortunately purloined all artistic contents of the aforementioned region with regard to the given medium. We will forthwith brush through Volgograd, take Leningrad by storm, march on Murmansk, and establish a new Euphonia of Berlioz's design--but this time the utopia will fully be realised. The Union of Soviet Socialist Republics will be united again with her sister satellite nations of Warsaw Pact era associates. Hungary shall never again revolt under October 23rd, 1956 auspices, nor shall any denizen be a malcontent. A haven shall arrive where the egalitarianism of music shall mould the masses into a solidarity of musical phrensy.