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Lyrics
Funny Pictures
© words and music by C. Stewart ( June 24, 2011 )
I was willing to help like a good man should
But I like to get naked first
Put the vacuum cleaner in over drive
Got a beer to quinch my thirst
Then I made my way through the living room
I was sucking up dirt and fuzz
When I looked down south, got a big surprize
I was startin' to catch a buzz
I was doing a dance with a cleaning machine
The humming was like a drug
I was all dressed up like a porn star
And I needed an electric hug
How could I ever begin to explain
Feelin sexy, feeling hot
What do I say to inquiring minds
If all of a sudden I'm caught
CHORUS.....
Honey they made me do it
They invaded our home again
They forced me to get undressed
And take our vacuum for a spin
But hey they didn't take the good china
They didn't want the big tv
The only thing that they took was, some funny pictures of me
SHORT INSTRUMENTAL BREAK....
I was dirty dancing with the vacuum cleaner
I loved the way she purred
But I'm not sure my wife believes
The story she just heard
Chorus..
Honey, they made me do it
They invaded our home again
Forced me to get undressed
And take our vacuum for a spin
But hey they didn't take the good china
They didn't want the big tv
The only thing that they took was some funny picture of me
outro....hey honey would you mind kinda unpluggin me just a little bit
kinds pull that plug for me one time, yeah
