This song originated as an idea for a midterm research paper in Chance's Freshman Comp. 1 class. He was told to write a research paper about any topic in the world, and he decided to write about Sea Monkeys. The complete truth is that this song was written days before the paper was due and a research paper was molded after this song.
Lyrics
Through cryptobiosis they’re able to survive. When you buy the packets they’re not even alive. But thanks to science and a little water, you can have sea sons and sea daughters. Fresh water sea monkeys swim around in my tank. I could name them Jill, Bill, or Phil or even Frank. But you need to look further for a long time pet. Their life span is something that’s not easy to forget. They’re able to breathe through their legs. No hobo sea monkeys that stand and beg. They were invented by Harold Van Braughnut. That scientist got rich off his butt. Fresh water sea monkeys swim around in my tank. I could name them Jill, Bill, or Phil or even Frank. But you need to look further for a long time pet. Their life span is something that’s not easy to forget.
