This Beatles classic was good. . .unnecessarily long due to a ridiculous outro but good, I figured I'd bring it to my level though--as always
A man writing parodies just because. .singing and writing is fun
I write parodies for fun and record them because I love performing. Check out my website at badave.com for more info! In case anyone is curious, my backing tracks are created by and used with permission by karaoke-version.com/en. They make some really cool karaoke tracks and are very approachable people.
Story behind the song
The picture shows a part of an actual desk that I've had for 5 months. . .its not the only part broken off, but it joins the growing list of cheap furniture that I've gotten over the years that doesn't last. . .whether I put it together or let them do it. . .originally this song targeted Wal Mart because, well, they were the first place I got crap furniture from, but since then Target, Office Depot, KMart, and several others have joined the list. . .so I figured to be fair I'd shift the focus more broadly since Wal Mart is really no worse on bad furniture than anyone else--I guess I'll just have to start making my own like I did when I was in my teens. . .
Lyrics
How crude
Woven so bad
and the sad part
It's just a sweater
At Cheap Mart, watch what you put in your cart
May fall apart
the first day after
How rude,
Won't take it back
Though their chair cracked,
just one month later
Was told that, they could not take it back in
and it was then, I lost my temper
and then one time I popped a vain,
Drove me insane
A dresser I bought broke down to splinters
Well by now, I feel like a fool
I was a tool
and then Sparks flew from my brand new printer
Wa-wa-wa-wa-wawawa
How crude! It's world renowned
Like a clown sir,
Bought their furniture
I'm shafted, I guess I'll head to the mall
Still falls apart,
please make stuff better
I've gotta pout, can't keep it in,
Cheap crap's breakin'
They're making stuff that can't make it to home
Wouldn't you know
It's China who had made crude
Cheap shoes,
whose soles fell off while walking
Wa-wa-wa-wa-wawawa
It's rude, this newest fad
Sell some bad stuff, and skimp on labor
The big shots will outsource ev-e-ry part
So check your cart or you will suffer
suffer, suffer, suffer, suffer, suffer NOOOOO
Wa-wa-wa-wa-wawawa
How Crude. . . (Through end of overly long outro)
Nicely done, the vocals are really emphasized in this song and in the higher range, and you did a decent job with that.