This one is from the angle of a pet who understands more than people give him credit for.
A man writing parodies just because. .singing and writing is fun
I write parodies for fun and record them because I love performing. Check out my website at badave.com for more info! In case anyone is curious, my backing tracks are created by and used with permission by karaoke-version.com/en. They make some really cool karaoke tracks and are very approachable people.
Story behind the song
Avril Lavigne's Girlfriend is (well was-get to that in a second) my least favorite Avril song, but its still a fun track even if I felt the lyrics were a step in the wrong direction for her considering her punky history. Anyhow this one takes it to a more desperate stage than stealing some other girl's boyfriend. . .(What the Hell took the title of "least favorite Avril song" more recently)
Lyrics
Hey hey, you you
What is with your turtle
I say, I say
That he is just no fun
Won't Eat Your Shoes
Let me be your best friend
Say Say, don't you
know you want a doggy
Today, today
I won't snap at the vet
Hey hey, guess what
Your current dog is stealing
Cats are fine
but they chase twine
and break your dishes
But you see I'm in my prime
and self restrictive
I'll do shows to make you cash if you feed me each night?
Parrot flipped, you gotta know I won't do that
And bet you that I'll never eat your kit kat
I'll do what you tell me too, and I'll never bite
Cause
Fish just aren't too clever
Snakes, them you'll fear forever
Even other dogs can't beat me out
And all them hamsters you can do without
Tame Tame, It's true
I can fetch your slippers
Let's Play, Let's Play
catch or throw a Frisbee
Hey hey, cool dude
Let me be your doggy
Wait Wait, look now
I can do your laundry
Yes way, yes way
cheer you when you're upset
Sob Sob, Boo hoo
Please let me be your doggy
Just give me one day
Give me one day and you'll want me
And I will never go astray--you discipline me
No robbers get past me
I'll make them run; say their amends
I'll grab you a beer and help get rid of all your tears
When you sweat, I'll let dates know you're sincere
I don't really care if you can't feed me now and then
Cause
Won't run away ever
I can be your foot lever
We should start this endeavor now
And get rid of all your little pouts
Say Stay, won't chew
Let me say it again
I'm tame, I'm tame
I can be so much fun
Pay Pay, for me
Let me be your doggie
Hey hey, yeah you
I am begging you please
OK, OK
I've got a case of bad fleas
Spray Spray, Pew Pew
They'll leave me right away
Uh
Don't you know if you say go I won't linger
And I can, And I can knit a sweater
Have no brothers, so let this friendship begin
Don't want geckos, it's me you should be keepin'
Uh
I know you're not thinking bout no spider
It just may, it just may bite you later
Shouldn't bother, your thought process is stinkin
Where is cupid, I think maybe you've been drinkin
Hey Hey, Bark Bark
Let me be your doggie
Neuter, Neuter
I won't fight you on that one
Please now won't you
Make me your new puppy
Today, Today
Hey hey, yeah you
You know that you want me
Go Pay, Go Pay
This purchase you won't regret
Won't go poo poo
On your brand new sofa
No way, no way
I won't bite you
Walk myself on weekends
Yes Way, Yes Way
I think you just might buy me
Hey hey, no dude
Why did you turn that way
come back, come back
Darn it, Darn it
I hoped he would buy me
Oh Man, Oh Man
Because That guy's was a rich one
Next day, maybe
I want to live the high life
Dismay, today
Buy Me!
