What you gonna do when all you got is $4.28
But you wanna be downin’ somethin’ cold
Best meander over to that big ole box o’ yellow
Grab a 12 of Falstaff
Chorus
Falstaff grab yerself one real quick
It a-really shouldn’t make ya sick
Falstaff 4.28 and it’s a wrap
And ya get the bonus riddle cap
Nothin’ tastes better when yer hangin’ at the trestle
And the bottles themselves are worth 5
The riddle caps tend to get a little tricky
Organize ape ape r drive
lead
Chorus
The yellow crates can be welded into furniture
Or serve as a refrigerator
The morning after might be a bit the problem
But why worry now when you can worry later
