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The thoughts of a test tube baby
hilarious funny loud heav
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Hilarious, technical, brilliant, sexy... that's all I can think of.. oh wait, gassy?
Just_Right is a Newfoundland based band with influences stemming from classical gas to megadeth and slayer. We are perhaps the most versatile band you will ever hear, not to mention one of the most foolish and hilarious.
Song Info
Genre
Metal • Heavy Metal
Charts
Peak #579
Peak in subgenre #289
Author
J. Lackaterr
Uploaded
March 18, 2004
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MP3 3.4 MB • 128 kbps • 0:00
Story behind the song
Just a funny concept. Don't read too much into it.
Lyrics
I'm a miracle baby I was born in a tube Never felt the warmth of mama Till I found her boob Kind of a strange first impression Wonder how often it occurs That when a man first meets a woman He shakes a breast not a hand of hers I'm a miracle baby There ain't no maybe It was my mom's only wish That I be born in a dish I'm a test tube baby There ain't no maybe It was my mom's only wish That I be born in a dish But anyways as I was sayin Mine was not a natural birth I'm the proof that it ain't religion But science that gives life it's worth Let's say dad was a needle Mommy a Petri dish Intercourse was magnified a thousand times The doc fulfilled mom's wish I'm a test tube baby There ain't no maybe It was my mom's only wish That I be born in a dish Solo: J. Lackaterr You see there wouldn't have been a problem With mommy birthin' me right But she refused to take the chance If I be a boy, it'd give me a fright Mom never liked the theory Of sex with those in your family tree And having my manhood pass through her even once She found disgustingly creepy I'm a test tube baby There ain't no maybe It was my mom's only wish That I be born in a dish
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