My name is Mike Siegel. I'm an aspiring songwriter, and these tunes are worktapes for getting critiques on various bulletin boards. Feel free to listen and comment.
Second-Hand Smoker
(c)Craig Wolff, Siegel 2011
It's never been easy being such a big guy
'Cause it takes so long to get me high
All my small friends are flying in the sky
While I'm left wondering what's so damn funny
I was still sober for the news at nine
And that health report hit me like a sign
Second hand smoke sounded sublime
And it's been worth all the extra money
Since I'm a second-hand smoker
A two-fisted toker
A big fattie in the left
Another doob in the right
This second-hand smoker's
One mellow kite
The word ambidextrous makes me laugh
Happier now than when I was smoking half
But I'm too high to be doing that math
I gots to focus on the rotation
I been busy makin' the most of my time
Smokin' up a double dose of da kine
Easin' the stress, clearin' my mind
With Mama Nature's own medication
Yeah I'm a second-hand smoker
One busy kite
Puff puff give is still the way it goes
Smokin' all the ganja you can grow
Since I'm a second-hand smoker
A two-fisted toker
This second-hand smoker's
High as a kite
