A piece of shit sound card a mic in my hand
No Pop Filter…not even a mic stand
Even the soundcard brand in unknown
What the fuck is RealTek to be…A clone
Of what… a red neck trying to impersonate
A cheap getting fucked by an ape screaming rape
Its out of date…fuck it, it was never in
Like bringing back the jerry curl, Never in
And I can’t win, I can’t order on-line
Canada is too far, I keep getting declined
Fine, is there a place I can go close by…
Nope…The soundcard trying to get by
FRY!!! Why won’t you just die?
Take a dirt nape, get the point and BYE!
