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A Toilet Made of Gold
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A deeply heartfelt love song.
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From ambient to orchestral rock, The Marmot Band plays original compositions in many different styles. We don't confine ourselves to any one genre, and we go wh
The Marmot Band plays an eclectic blend of music which reflects their philosophy of open-mindedness and drawing on knowledge from a variety of sources. The Marmots feature an ever-changing line-up with an infinite number of combinations - players of electronic and acoustic instruments from a variety of backgrounds encompassing a wide stylistic range. At the center of the Marmot Band is driving force and creator, Gavin Greenfield. He writes, arranges, and produces all music performed and recorded by the Marmots. His writing is not bound by any one style, and his arrangements vary from solo instruments to full orchestras. Gavin's most unique role in the project is the gathering and keeping of the actual marmots, whose role he claims is "absolutely essential to the recording process." Each winter, with the permission of federal officials, Gavin treks to an undisclosed location in the high country and selects the marmots that will be utilized in the upcoming year's projects. He has never revealed what factors influence the selection of the marmots, although past contributors to the project unanimously agree his choices are consistently appropriate. Much debate has circulated over whether Gavin allows the marmots to influence the tone of each project or if he chooses them with certain goals already in mind. He has remained characteristically quiet on this subject. Gavin assures the public that the marmots are treated very humanely and enjoy a comfortable, luxurious lifestyle. "I allow them to frolic free on my many acres and to dine to their satisfaction on bountiful fields of lupine."
Song Info
Genre
Rock Rock n Roll
Charts
Peak #346
Peak in subgenre #23
Author
Gavin Greenfield
Rights
2009
Uploaded
March 04, 2010
Track Files
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MP3 3.8 MB 128 kbps 4:11
Story behind the song
On pieces like "Strictly Genteel" and the album "Joe's Garage" Frank Zappa succeeded in combining the most sublime music with the most absurd, disgusting, and/or offensive lyrics imaginable. In general I find many love songs to be terribly cliched and the theatre of rock music to be sadly lacking in humor and cluttered with artists who take themselves extremely seriously. I decided to do a mock love song with absurd lyrics accompanied by sad and serious sounding music done in overly melodramatic pop style, complete with the saccharine, string-heavy orchestral arrangement.
Lyrics
My love Whoa to show my love Whoa I wanna buy you A toilet made of gold That's right my love You'll be my love Forever when you have you're own Toilet made of gold And every time you sit on it you'll think of me And our anniversary My love, my love And every time you flush I know you'll get a rush My love Gonna pick it out today It'll be great, it won't be second rate I can picture it Where the porcelain one is right now It will sparkle and shine for you And I will hire a servant To keep that sparkle shining for you My love, my love And I'm getting in the car right now To go to the store To pick it out for you My love, my love. So it turns out I can't afford a toilet made of gold And the servant only for a couple weeks So I wrote you this song instead 'Bout how I wanted to buy you. A toilet made of gold. And anyway If you sat on it, it would be cold. On your thighs. My love. Whoa, my love.
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