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To dance like a snake and taste the embrace of a dozen ghosts wearing petticoats.
Time is the effect of our ignorance. In the countryside, everyone is famous for fifteen miles. Optimism is the philosophy of despair. An artificial artichoke artisticly askew is sitting on a submarine surveying Sunday stew.
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Genre
Podcasts • Comedy
Charts
Peak #115
Peak in subgenre #60
Author
Mark Barnes
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Mark Barnes
Uploaded
November 27, 2009
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MP3 4.0 MB • 96 kbps • 5:49
Story behind the song
I dreamt that I had travelled to a parallel universe. An artist who lived by the sea at first thought that I had power over time, space, life and death, but eventually reallised I was just someone who had fallen through a hole. I got a job in a secondary school teaching mathematics. I showed a maths text book which I happened to have with me when I fell through to the other universe to another maths teacher, who said it was "like a sudden splash of colour on a grey pebble beach". A wasp fitted with loud speakers anounced that I had been fired and a pupil had been expelled. Months after having the dream, I reallised it was a parody of Magician Apprentice, Magician Master, Silverthorn and A Darkness at Sethanon by Raymond E. Feist.
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