Wrote this while sittin on the john in extreme pain.
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May I tell you bout the most painful shit I ever took? It was tough like pepperoni and shaped like an elbow or a hook. For 2 hours I squeezed but the shit wouldn't budge so I made a mitten outta paper, broke the corner off the fudge. Still sittin there with 2 thick logs parallel inside of me, where traditionally only 1 log should be. Huffin' and puffin' but still gettin' nuthin', wished that I had eaten a bran muffin. Things were so tight I couldn't even fart so I pushed one shit back to give the other a head start. Having spent most the day fighting my own poop, it was pure extacy to hear the successive "ploop, ploop". I felt so good I began to sing, too hasty flushin' the toilet and I plogged the damn thing.
