Rather my comic vision of what might have really happened to Humpty Dumpty! All voices used are me...
Carol Sue Kirkpatrick & Friends A variety of original music. All rights reserved.
Story behind the song
Felt silly one day... wrote this! haha...
Lyrics
"HUMPTY DUMPTY"
You ever wonder why and how Humpty Dumpty fell off the wall? Well here we go....
"You ever wonder why and how Humpty Dumpty fell off the wall?
Yes, Well, here's a story ok...Watch it, 'cause i'm listening & I'm Humpty!
Humpty Dumpty (humpty dumpty) sat on the wall (that kinda hurt)
Humpty Dumpty (humpty dumpty) had a great fall (splat)
All of the kings horses and all the kings men (they were kinda cute)
Couldn't put Humpty (humpty dumpty) back together again (put him back)
Humpty Dumpty (Humpty Dumpty)
Humpty Dumpty (Humpty Dumpty)
(humpty dumpty) Humpty Dumpty (humpty dumpty)
Humpty Dumpty (humpty dumpty)
Humpty met a nice girl (hi humpty) and he asked her for a date
(hey baby wanna date) She got so "egg-cited she reminded him now don't be late
(don't you be late humpty I swear you'd better be on time!)
Finally came the day (humpty dumpty) for Humpty Dumpty's date (humpty dumpty)
Yeah, He was all egg-cited
everything just was in place (that's humpty-yep)
He wanted to buy the nice girl a pretty flower for her hair (ohhhh)
Yeah, He wanted to show her (humpty dumpty) just how much he cared (that's humpty, what a nice guy-awwwwe)
He was on his way to get his girl (humpty dumpty) when his car wouldn't start at all (rut-ro)
Humpty was thinking to himself "If I could take a short cut over the wall" (you think that'd work?--Oh, Humpty)
Humpty Dumpty (humpty dumpty) sat on the wall (it kinda hurt you know with the hemoroids and all)
Humpty Dumpty (humpty dumpty) had a great fall (splat)(humpty dumpty)
All of the kings horses and all the kings men (they were kinda cute)
Couldn't put Humpty (humpty dumpty) back together again (put him back)
(poor humpty, uh oh) (Oh, humpty)
Humpty Dumpty (humpty dumpty) Humpty Dumpty (humpty dumpty)
Humpty Dumpty (humpty dumpty) Humpty Dumpty (humpty dumpty)
The nice girls getting worried, (humpty dumpty) (where are you Humpty)
so she walked to the end of the gate (I don't see him anywhere, where is he?)
She seen all the flashing lights and she knew it was Humpty's fate
(Oh, my God it's Humpty I just know it, I know it's my Humpty)
Humpty Dumpty (humpty dumpty) sat on the wall
Humpty Dumpty (humpty dumpty) had a great fall (splat)
All of the kings horses and all the kings men (they were kinda cute)
Couldn't put Humpty (Humpty Dumpty) back together again
(put him back how dare you make him all egg-cited like that!)
(poor humpty, uh oh) (poor humpty dumpty, bye bye)
Humpty Dumpty (Humpty Dumpty) (humpty dumpty)
Humpty Dumpty (Humpty Dumpty)(humpty dumpty)
(Oh Humpty I'm gonna miss you so much, uh hmmmm
bye bye Humpty ohhhhh.)
Hey, I don't think that was really the story about me!
Uh hmmm, ha-ha-ha, so there! Hump, Hump, Humpty Dumpty,
Hump, Hump, Humpty Dumpty
Together again...
©2003 Words & Music Written by Carol Sue Kirkpatrick.
All rights reserved.
Oh, this is fun! Sounds like you had a blast doing this one. And a really clever approach to that great old story. Peace, Jim