Name: Strippers Aren't For Me(Taking Back Sunday Parody)
Duration: 3 min 25 s
Channel: Uno (vocals/ lead guitar), Kris (vocals/lyricist)
Description: Free MP3 download! Licensing options are available for this track. This song was made for all those playa's who have emptied their pockets at the 'titty bar' or gentlemen's club, as some may prefer to call it.

Strippers Aren't For Me(Taking Back Sunday Parody)

The Postman Navy

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This song was made for all those playa's who have emptied their pockets at the 'titty bar' or gentlemen's club, as some may prefer to call it.

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The Postman Navy

The Postman Navy is: Postman Uno on lead guitar/vocals, Big-Headed Irishman on backup guitar/vocals, Gregrah lyrics/vocals, Guest lyri

For over a solid year now, The Postman Navy has continued to top the U.S. and U.K. charts with their sensational funk, rockawesomeness, and emosity. Our past songs have been inspired by our mutual distaste for some of our friends sisters and others habits with girlfriends. These are our original songs with original lyrics.

Song Info

Genre

Podcasts • Comedy

Charts

Peak #52

Peak in subgenre #19

Author

Uno (vocals/ lead guitar), Kris (vocals/lyricist)

Rights

2005 The Zero Beach Talent SHO

Uploaded

December 22, 2005

Track Files

MP3

MP3 3.1 MB • 128 kbps • 3:25

Story behind the song

We went to a "titty bar" on my 18th birthday I stupidly wasted $200 on whipped-cream-nipple-licking. I was so broke I decided to lay off the strippers, or "titty bar" for at least a couple of months or until my funds replenished.

Lyrics

VERSE 1:
Went to a strip club when I turned 18,
the girls were all over me and I couldn't breathe.
So many boobs, that a seizure ensued.
Bumble bee bounced over, 
and that set the mood.

CHORUS:
Strippers aren't for me, 
my bank account's empty, 
I've lost all my friends,
and now all I've got left
is my sweet Double D'
bumble bee hunny,
my sweet Double D'
bumble bee hunny,
... and me.

VERSE 2:
Went to a strip club when he turned 18,
Came with $1,000 and a childhood dream.
Trying to get laid, unsuccessful to date,
Candy said she loved me but she forced me to pay.

CHORUS 2:
Stripers aren't for me,
my bank account's empty,
I've lost all my friends
and now all I've got left,
is my sugar... baby... candy.
My sugar... baby... candy.
... and me.

CHORUS 1 & 2 TOGETHER...

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