The Postman Navy
The Postman Navy is: Postman Uno on lead guitar/vocals, Big-Headed Irishman on backup guitar/vocals, Gregrah lyrics/vocals, Guest lyri
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Cum Towel Cum Towel
This is the unrated version of the first song created by the audacious members of the new P Navy.
Pussiwippedness Pussiwippedness
Boy meets girl. Boy takes girl to movie. Boy wants to watch 'Team America' but can't because he is incredibly whipped by his large-breasted girlfriend. They end up watching 'Raise Your Voice' AKA Hilary Duff. Here's to you Sean!
Strippers Aren't For Me(Taking Back Sunday Parody) Strippers Aren't For Me(Taking Back Sunday Parody)
This song was made for all those playa's who have emptied their pockets at the 'titty bar' or gentlemen's club, as some may prefer to call it.
The 7 Deadly Sins of Dating The 7 Deadly Sins of Dating
We've all had our share of regrets in our past love affairs. These seven "sins" are at the top of our personal list of stuff we will NEVER do again. Learn from our mistakes, comrades.
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For over a solid year now, The Postman Navy has continued to top the U.S. and U.K. charts with their sensational funk, rockawesomeness, and emosity. Our past songs have been inspired by our mutual distaste for some of our friends sisters and others habits with girlfriends. These are our original songs with original lyrics.Band/artist history
Once, in a very small town, two high school kids with very big hopes sat down and recorded what is probably the worst crap ever written in "Crazy Times" and "Schmidtty's Aversion." Since then, The Postman Navy has evolved into what many believe to be "the next Tenacious D". Oh sure, there are critics, but what do they have on a little good-natured lyrical blackmail?Have you performed in front of an audience?We sail from a small town port. We are well known around the campus already as "The Worshipped Ones."
Your musical influences
The Three Stooges, The Three Tenors, The Three Wisemen, Alvin and the (Three) Chipmunks, The Three Frat Boys, and the Calvin and Hobbes comic book series.What equipment do you use?
Gee-tahrs: Greg Bennett Torino, Behrenger
Amps: Marshall, PeaveyAnything else?
Song Release Dates:
1/15/06 To Our Dear Friend Schmidtty...- Released!
3/29/06 Pussiwippedness...- Late Release!
5/22/06 The 7 Deadly Sins of Dating - out
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Gabe I love you, Thank god cum towel is finally out so I can laugh my ass off
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