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One of me worst songs, cuz everytime I say the word "OLD" it plays this ghastly sound. It's still good tho! Offensive to old folx, but I'm gonna be one one day so whogivesafuq?
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Eclectic, sophomoric, unpretentious crunk comedy rap for people with a sense of humor.
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Song Info
Genre
Podcasts • Parody
Author
Young Stroke aka Young Muscle
Rights
2005 Platinumb Wreckordz
Uploaded
November 12, 2005
Track Files
MP3
MP3 1.1 MB • 128 kbps • 1:13
Story behind the song
I'm gonna do a couple more of these, substituting OLD with POOR, UGLY etc. everything that I am. I NEED A HUG.
Lyrics
Out on the road catch me drivin slow cuz I'm OLD Watch me sport the damn grey hair cuz I'm OLD Watch me grip the damn walking cane cuz I'm OLD Gettin senile in my brain cuz I'm OLD Bitch I'm so OLD - dentures in my mouf cuz I'm OLD Drivin in the Caddy cuz I'm OLD I'm OLD - hair turn purple cuz I'm OLD My mom knew Moses cuz I'm OLD I proofread the Bible cuz I'm OLD Eatin some prunes cuz I'm OLD I'm OLD like mold like the Aztecs' OLD gold Catch my OLD car at the auction gettin sold So OLD - early bird special cuz I'm OLD I can only read writing if it's in bold I'm OLD - shook hands with the founding fathers Then got back to starin at Betsy Ross's knockers Remember back when dinosaur meat was used to make Whoppers Me and Fred Flintstone had adjacent lockers I'm OLD - snow on the chimbly, fire in the hearth I'm OLD - bitch I'm still here even though I'm an old fart, bitch.
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