An original, instrumental progressive rock, porno funk trio, UNICRON has been rocking people minds and asses for the last year in the small college town of Kent, OH. Starting as a drunken improv jam band turned drunken cover band, UNICRON now has a vast repetoire of original instrumental compositions. Combining driving, chaotic rhythms, fierce guitar leads and subdued, spaced out jams, UNICRON performs with a level of intensity and non-pretensiousness (is it pretensious to call yourself unpretensious?) not often found in experimental music. As of recent, original bassist Biff Stifftickle has relocated to Tempe, AZ for recording school. Bassist Dr. Xavier Beefcurtains of Rockamopopolous and 1959 fame has taken over this role.