VACATION IN JIHADVILLE

Name: VACATION IN JIHADVILLE
Duration: 2 min 4 s
Channel: Tommy Gardner, Johnny Gardner
Description: "VACATION IN JIHADVILLE" is a song by Toxic Hydro Cult. Toxic Hydro Cult

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Toxic Hydro Cult

Toxic Hydro Cult is an American crossover thrash band from Los Angeles, CA

Toxic Hydro Cult is an American crossover thrash band from Los Angeles. The band mixes elements of hardcore punk and thrash metal, with lyrics that are often humorous and politically incorrect

Song Info

Genre

Metal • Thrash Metal

Author

Tommy Gardner, Johnny Gardner

Uploaded

November 12, 2025

Track Files

MP3

MP3 2.7 MB • 184 kbps • 2:04

Lyrics

[Verse 1]
Packed my bags, passport in hand,
Booked a flight to the Promised Land!
Five-star hotel? Yeah, right
More like sand and firefights!
("Allahu Akbar!" sample in the background)


[Pre-Chorus]
Tour guide says, "Don’t be shy,
Just dodge the IEDs when you ride!"
Got a pamphlet"Best Suicide Spots!"
Thanks, dude, but I’ll pass on the shots!


[Chorus]
"VACATION IN JIHADVILLEWHERE THE BOMBS ARE PART OF THE THRILL!
CHECK THE BACKPACKS, SNIFF THE AIR,
HOPE YOU LIKE THE TASTE OF DESPAIR!"


[Verse 2]
Local cuisine? Oh, what a treat
MREs and mystery meat!
Souvenir shop’s got a special deal:
"Buy two grenades, get one freesteal!"


[Bridge]
"Come explore the historic ruins!
(Now with more fresh rubble!)
Enjoy our friendly locals
(Who may or may not want to turn you into stubble!)"


[guitar solo]


[Chorus (Repeat)]
"VACATION IN JIHADVILLEDON’T FORGET TO SIGN YOUR WILL!
MINIBAR’S JUST SEMTEX AND PAIN,
HOPE YOUR TRAVEL INSURANCE COVERS EXPLODED BRAIN’!"


[Outro]
"Thanks for visiting! Come back soon or don’t. HAHAHA!"

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