A parody of LMFAO's Sexy & I Know It about body positivity as a big hairy cub
I don't do this seriously. I take songs, make them funny to the best of my ability and then perform them idiotically in a harness on stage.
I am a parodist. These aren't very serious, and shouldn't be taken as such. I'm not the most PC guy but I'm also not the most offensive guy in the world. I am a fan of any song I parody, otherwise I can't learn it well enough to make fun of it in the first place.
Story behind the song
Hey, look, Sexy & I Know It never specified who was sexy, one of the few "I'm sexy songs" that can claim that. They even featured not-traditional thought of as sexy guys throughout it. I just decided to take it to the next level and embrace my fat hairy body and write a song about it.
Lyrics
Yeah
When I walk on by, dudes be looking like damn those thighs
Yeah, I'm kinda sweet
I'm good at meet and greet rocking DC sneaks what?
So I have some rolls
Harness and stretch marks-a target for trolls
David with his big ass so?
Haters look at me and their eyeballs roll yo
Dude look at my body
Dude look at my body
Dude look at my body
I-I eat out
Dude look at my body
Dude look at my body
Dude look at my body
I-I-I eat out
When I walk into zen, (yeah),
this is what I see (Okay)
Everybody gasps, thinking cover him please
I got a really hairy chest
and I ain't afraid to show it
(Show it, show it, show it)
I'm furry and I know it
I'm furry and I know it
Yeah, in a cuddle brawl
Cute little twinks can't compete at all
And when your cold and weak
Put your head on my chest, keep you warm for weeks what
Not ashamed of my rolls, c'mon homies take off those clothes
Don't care what's underneath, buddy don't be nervous
Skinny or fat, I'll give you service
Dude look at my body
Dude look at my body
Dude look at my body
I-I-I eat out
Dude look at my body
Dude look at my body
Dude look at my body
I-I-I eat out
When I walk into Zen, (yeah)
this is what I see (Okay)
Some will look away, others staring at me
I got a hairy chest
And I ain't afraid to show it
(Show it, show it, show it)
I'm furry and I know it (ayy, yeah)
I'm furry and I know it
Bellies out
Bellies out
Jiggle jiggle jiggle jiggle jiggle, yeah
Jiggle jiggle jiggle jiggle jiggle, yeah
Jiggle jiggle jiggle jiggle jiggle, yeah
Jiggle jiggle jiggle jiggle, yeah, yeah
Do the jiggle, man
I do the jiggle, man
Yeah
I'm furry and I know it (ayy, yeah)
Dude look at that body
Dude look at that body
Dudd look at that body
I-I eat out
Dude look at that body
Dude look at that body
Dude look at that body
I-I-I eat out
I'm furry and I know it
