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Santa Claus is Hunting Us Down
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Parody of Santa Claus is Comin' to Town, a 1930s standard. This version isn't based on any of the standards though. I wanted something grimmer and darker, and found a little gem by Guitar Warriors on Amazon. Please check them out.
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I don't do this seriously. I take songs, make them funny to the best of my ability and then perform them idiotically in a harness on stage.
I am a parodist. These aren't very serious, and shouldn't be taken as such. I'm not the most PC guy but I'm also not the most offensive guy in the world. I am a fan of any song I parody, otherwise I can't learn it well enough to make fun of it in the first place.
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Genre
Podcasts • Parody
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Peak #1
Peak in subgenre #1
Author
David Miles (Parody Lyrics), J Fred Coots & Haven
Rights
2021 Dancing DJ Dave, David Miles
Uploaded
December 24, 2021
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MP3 5.8 MB • 320 kbps • 2:32
Story behind the song
Santa Claus is comin to town always rubbed me the wrong way. You better not pout? You Better not Cry? He Sees you When You're Sleeping???? Who is this creepy Santa guy anyway? There's a front door, why's he sneaking in people's chimneys. Why are all his employees so short? Are they truly elves--or are they child laborers?!? It's time for Santa to be exposed for what he is! A secretive serial killer!
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You better watch out You better not cry You better not pout I'm telling you why Santa Claus is hunting us down Santa Claus is hunting us down Santa Claus is hunting us down He's making his list He's checking it twice He's gonna kill everyone that he finds Santa Claus is hunting us down Santa Claus is hunting us down Santa Claus is hunting us down He'll slash you while your sleeping He'll gut you while awake He don't care if you're bad or good It's your soul he wants to take You better watch out Or your gonna die There's no time to pout I'm telling you why Santa Claus is hunting us down Santa Claus is hunting us down Santa Claus is hunting us down Fuck--Make like it's a baby shark and fucking run away Santa Claus is hunting us down Santa Claus is hunting us down Santa Claus is hunting us down Now, I hear my neighbors screaming Their spirits he has claimed He'd kill you just because he can So you'd best get your ass away Santa claus is hunting us down Santa Claus is hunting us down Santa Claus is hunting us down Ho Ho Ho Motherfuckers Best lock your doors and sleep real tight
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