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Black Hole Jezebel
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Infatuation with a black hole?
space galaxy gravity dark matter black hole singularity dark energy
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Nouveau retro pop rock music: Definitely rock, fairly pop, somewhat retro, and a bit more experimental. http://www.stonemarmot.com
Our music is the result of not watching TV for over 40 straight years. That's right! The person who writes all our songs hasn't had a working television in his house since January, 1982. Scary, isn't it! That could explain the somewhat retro, rather experimental feel to the music, which has been described as sounding somewhere between Buddy Holly, The Ramones, The B-52s, and They Might Be Giants. This CD is an object lesson in how warped and depraved a television-starved mind can get. And that's not all! To make matters worse, since no self-respecting human would stoop low enough to play this stuff, he suckered four poor, innocent cartoon characters into recording his music. Cartoon characters have it tough enough as it is, with people laughing at them all the time, without having to be subjected to this! His poor, unfortunate victims, who refer to themselves collectively as Stone Marmot, are: Cindy: Guitars Sid: Keyboards, guitars, lead and backup vocals Sammy: Bass, lead and backup vocals Bruce: Percussion, backup vocals This quartet played their little paper hearts out as the ignoble fiend who created them and their music practically produced and engineered them to death. Therefore, for the sake of the cartoons, we hope you give their music a good listen and try to appreciate their tireless and selfless efforts. Please! Don't let this happen to you or someone you love! Be sure you and your loved ones receive a healthy minimum dose of television each and every day.
Song Info
Genre
Pop Pop Rock
Charts
Peak #115
Peak in subgenre #35
Author
A. Karpinski
Rights
2018 A. Karpinski, BMI, all rights reserved
Uploaded
July 25, 2018
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MP3 3.5 MB 160 kbps 3:01
Lyrics
Verse 1: Lost within her galaxy Of fallen stars and wannabees Who ride the endless carousel of Black Hole Jezebel Verse 2: Ensnared in her accretion disk Though to her I barely exist Hope for heaven, blast through hell Black Hole Jezebel Chorus 1: Her dark matter bends my will Her dark energy feeds my thrill But I fear I’ll never be One with her singularity Verse 3: Pulsar patterns sync my heart While tidal forces tear me apart Spiral down her gravity well Black Hole Jezebel Verse 4: Event horizon trapped is my fate Time near her seems to dilate Even light spins under the spell of Black Hole Jezebel Chorus 2: Her dark matter bends my will Her dark energy feeds my thrill But I know I’ll never be One with her singularity Verse 5: So I turn my trajectory And shoot for escape velocity Flip my charge so I repel Black Hole Jezebel Freedom comes with farewell to Black Hole Jezebel by Andrew Karpinski Copyright 2018 A. Karpinski, BMI, all rights reserved.
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