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What Took You So Long to Get Here
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pretty coffee neck smooch listening to the band so long appointments
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Sometimes it's just me and my computer, with me switching off on guitar and electronic keyboard. At other times, there is someone else who plays rhythm guitar and sings. On my recordings, I have been playing or programming my own backup tracks since about 1990. It is nice having my own studio, because sometimes I also produce recordings for other artists, and play or program backup tracks for those who live too far away to record at my studio. I hope to record some more new songs in the near future. I sincerely thank all the DJ's overseas and on the Internet who have been supporting me and other independent artists in a world where major mainstream airplay is getting harder to find without a major label promoting your music. I have some great memories from my years in this business. In 1975, just months before I moved to Canada, I spent some time on the road as lead guitarist for Becki Bluefield. Some of the great songs she has written or co-written over the years include Louisiana Woman, Mississippi Man (Conway Twitty and Loretta Lynn), Duty, Not Desire (Jeannie C. Riley), and her patriotic America Will Always Stand (Randy Travis, 2001). Canadian fans will remember a lady I worked with in 1976, the late great Marg Osburne. Marg was one of the stars of Don Messer's Jubilee, one of the most popular TV shows in Canadian history. The Jubilee was said to be the only show on television with higher ratings at the time than Hockey Night in Canada, and was on the air until Don Messer's passing in 1973. In 2007 I had two career highlights. October 19 I opened an Edmonton concert for Canadian troubador Fred Eaglesmith, and on November 24 I played lead guitar behind one of my longtime inspirations, Jack Greene, at his concert at the Rainbow Corral in Wetaskiwin.
Song Info
Genre
Country Bluegrass
Charts
#93 in subgenre Peak #1
Charts
Peak #2
Author
Stan Anderson
Rights
Stan Anderson (SOCAN) 2017
Uploaded
January 13, 2017
Track Files
MP3
MP3 3.3 MB 128 kbps 3:37
Story behind the song
Some practical joker was phoning the police for awhile almost every time I went to the New West Hotel here in Edmonton to listen to the bands, reporting me as a drunk driver. The police would always catch me drinking coffee. The third time it happened, two pretty ladies in uniform answered the call. One of my friends there said I should write a song about it. So I did.
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What Took You So Long to Get Here Words and Music by Stan Anderson I was sittin’ drinkin’ coffee and listenin’ to the band When two ladies in uniform walked in They asked if I had been drivin’ and drinkin’ And they weren’t prepared for what I said to them. See, I was as innocent as I could be But I didn’t let the situation get the best of me I said, “Yippee” (Chorus) What took you so long to get here You’re both as pretty as heck You’ve got my mind to thinkin’ But it sure ain’t on drinkin’ Let’s go sit in your cruiser and neck. At the risk of sounding immodest It didn’t shock me when they both agreed What better way to check for beer on my breath And it’s gotta be so tempting when it’s me. I’m glad I’m sober, goin’ to jail would not have made my day But go ahead, handcuff yourself to me anyway I won’t try to get away. For I really have no pressing appointments And it’s plain to see I ain’t been drinkin’ hooch So just to keep your trip ‘way out here from bein’ pointless Let’s get in your back seat and smooch. Whoever made the call thought it was somethin’ cute to do But it looks like the joke’s on them from my point of view How do you do, ladies? (Chorus) What took you so long to get here I’m innocent, and now you know the score I’ll be here every night, so any time you like Feel free to come back for more. And if I ain’t here, come knockin’ on my door. And when you finish off your shift at the break of day How will you keep from smilin’ ear to ear when they say Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey! What took you so long to get here?
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