my dollar microphone

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Lenny Lee Warmington is my name imlen2 because my fathers name is leonard get it? = imlen2.

hi I'm Len all of my music is free to download. I have a website called oddindeed.com here are some links you can follow http://www.oddindeed.com/jokes/ for some elephant jokes as told by steven hawking.. http://www.oddindeed.com/chubby/ to see chubby checker dance to some of his hits

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Podcasts • Music Talk

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Peak #20

Peak in subgenre #4

Uploaded

September 19, 2014

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MP3 3.3 MB • 128 kbps • 3:34

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hi it's me i got me another one of those dollar store microphones.
i messed up the old one. yep i got it wet when i was recording the sound my toilet makes when i flush it.
i was dangling it down in the bowl and got it to close and i learned me a lesson microphones are alergic to water.
actually the new microphone or rather the used microphone i am using i got for a dollar at the good will thrift store.
it has a usb plug on one end and it says rock band right on it now all i got to do is get somebody to say shit into it.
not me ci can't sing i can ocnly sing when i am positive nobody can hear me i am sure 
if anyone ever actually heard me doing it. i am sure they would burst out laughing at me
look the grand wazoo is being silly and i would start crying and run to my room and never come out again.

it is weird no what i mean is i must be weird i have a really hard time with people it just seems that unlike
that famous guy that said i never met a man i did not like
 seems most of the people i endeavor to speak to are total jerks is it just me! i wonder
yet on the other hand i make these senseless tunes or what ever they are three hundred of them so far
are these the crying out from deep within my id of a genius supressed.... naw not likely.
in reality i would just melt if a spotlight ever landed on me... oh look what you have done i'm melting
and everybody would break into ding dong the witch is dead. that explains the mechanical voices i use
i can claim i did not say that the computer said it i merely typed in the letters in a new order
yeah even the loops there really is a band of sorts my lovely wife plays the violin quite nicely
my sons and daughter all play various instruments there is a piano and a makeshift drum set in the living room
some time i come out of my room when they are all gone and nobody can here and record myself or play drums into my computer
and when the family plays i record bits and pieces and with the help of a crapload of prerecorded royalty free
loops and sounds i make this stuff why is the question it is not ever goig to make any money it's not good enough
to get famous over. plus if i ever got noticed i would really melt or run away and hide invisibility that's what i crave
i think becase if that's so why am i here doing this the counter thingy says 80 thousand visitors and i can
imagine all of them shrieking in horror and never coming back.

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