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Just Like Your Mom (Keep The Hangers)
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A funny original song trashing ex old ladies everywhere. This song isn't based on a true story. I pretty much plagiarized the whole track. This song IS a true story! The lyrics weren't as funny when they were actually happening to me
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B! Davis Presents... Bad Boys Break Down Too! Kick Ass Anthems To Get Fucked Up And Cry To On A Friday or Stay Home, Stoned, Just Remembering on a Tuesday
I'm B! Davis! Let me tell ya a story... Several years ago, it occurred to me that I had run right outta ways to say fuck. Boy, I've screamed it, I've cried it. I've meant it, I've denied it. I've sexted it. I've spelled it in my Alpha-Bits cereal. I've spelled it in the snow with my piss. Well, one day I figured how to play a C and a D on a busted ass 6 string that had, not only followed me around my whole life, but also somehow managed to keep up. The next day, somebody taught me how to cheat on the G chord and I've been singing fucking songs ever since! Sometimes people will try to ignore you while you're trying to give a well deserved fuck. But, I'll tell you what.. You breakout a git and burst into fucking song... Mother fuckers start listening. Please do, by all means, post feedback, comments, complaints, compliments, questions, snide remarks, and/or any bitching you might have to get out of the way, on my page! Would love to hear from ya!
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Genre
Pop • Pop Rock
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Peak #3
Peak in subgenre #1
Author
Brandon Davis
Rights
2014
Uploaded
July 20, 2014
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MP3 4.3 MB • 158 kbps • 3:45
Story behind the song
Funny thing about writing music and living life in general... Sometimes ya just gotta call it as ya see it.
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B! Davis - Your Mom (Keep The Hangers) ----------------------------------------------- i wrote a song all about how much i love you... this isn't it you fuckin' bitch (CHORUS) ya just like your mom and by the way she was right all along i promise i won't show anyone those pictures that you let me take of you while we were strung out on drugs ya just like your mom, just like your mom thank you for teaching me all about flebotomy thank you for fucking all those other guys thank you for giving me a taste of society now we know that whores are people too thank you for giving me the prime opportunity to throw all your clothes to the snowplow you can keep the hangers, you can keep the hangers you bitch you can keep the hangers, you can keep the hangers you fuckin' slut (CHORUS) ya just like your mom and by the way she was right all along i promise i won't show anyone those videos that you let me take of you while we were strung out on drugs ya just like your mom, just like your mom thank you for giving me a reason to test for HIV now i know my little guys are clean, yea thank you for showing me, a girl like you can be blowing me in ways i've only seen on the internet thank you for getting knocked up 3 days after we broke up abortion cost so much, i thought that i'd suggest you could use a hanger, you could use a hanger you bitch you can use those hangers, you can use those hangers you fuckin' slut (CHORUS) ya just like your mom and by the way she was right all along i promise i won't show anyone those videos that you let me take of you while we were strung out on drugs ya just like your mom, just like your mom thank you for having a threesome with me, yea you're so fuckin' thoughful, you're fuckin' thoughtful thank you for gagging and swallowing me i fucked up those tonsiles, i fucked up those tonsiles (CHORUS) ya just like your mom and by the way she was right all along i promise i won't show anyone those videos that you let me take of you while we were strung out on drugs ya just like your mom, just like your mom
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