Parody of Teenagers by My Chemical Romance about obviously Old People. Just thought I'd put a few cliche elderly 'disses' into a song.
odd
comedy
parody
dementia
odd austin
wrong side of the bed
Story behind the song
Not much, heard the original. I thought it would be funny to have the parody song be about the opposite of what the original was about.
Lyrics
They never update there looks
And have to eat food that’s smooshed
You know there skin is all stretched out too
Taking a nap is there dream
And no one cares what they think
You never know what they’re up to
Cause they got more pills then shirts
Whenever they move it hurts
And they get tired from just eating
Cause none of them have real hair,
Always are in a wheelchair
Well at least they don’t have to brush there teeth
You know that old people scare the living crap out of me
Got 401(k) and always drive recklessly
Put them in a home, and they’ll watch Murder She Wrote
They just might leave you alone, but not me
The boys and girls look the same
When they start to reach old age
There’s just so many that they’ve outlived
There body’s falling apart
And they got jobs at Wal-Mart
There childhood toys are in a museum.
You know the elderly scare the living crap out of me
There eye sight is gone so it’s hard for them to read
There senile old fools, don’t believe me well dude
Then just ask the guy from “The King of Queens”
Ohhh yeah!
Old people scare the living crap out of me
Knowledge of pop culture’s unsurprisingly bleak
Nurses steal there clothes, and there nose hair grows and grows
Maybe they'll leave you alone, but not me
All together now!
Old people scare the living crap out of me
There tired, and sad, crazy, weird, bitter and weak
Put them in a home, and they’ll watch Murder She Wrote
Perhaps they'll leave you alone, but not me
Old people scare the living crap out of me
Years of tooth decay has stuck them with some false teeth
Put them in a home, and they’ll watch Murder She Wrote
I see they've left you alone, but not me