Quite tongue in cheek. Tuneful and amusing.
indie
drinking
under age
schoolgirls
commitee
scud
Story behind the song
Jimmy Coleman should be credited with writting the lyrics for this little gem. It's quite a rude sexist sentiment that gives us a peak into the life of a woman who has a vagina large enough to consume a mans entire fist. The other area it touches on is womens ability to talk total shite! And how appreciated it is when they don't.
Lyrics
karen egg
broke her leg
she must have lost
her silly head
now shes moving around
and quietly making no sound at all
Karen egg
bought a balloon
she says she'd like to fly it soon
now she's moving around
and quietly making no sound at all
she gets her knickers in a twist
she's got a muff, that can take a whole fist
oh karen you are so dirty
do have to be so dirty
karen egg spent her load
she's got a face that needs to be mowed
moping around and quietly making no sound at all
she gets her knickers in a twist
she's got a muff, that can take a whole fist
oh karen you are so dirty
ever since you turned thirty
So karen egg came to pass
so let us all raise up a glass
for the women of ages, who are quietly making no sound at all!